Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A monster who also happens to be the worst kind of Bitch you can ever imagine.

She turned my whole life upside down just to make me look bad at lunch.

I saw her eating my sandwich and I didn’t even say anything.

She called my mom a fat cow in front of the entire school.

2

The kind of person who would steal your fries and then laugh at you like you were a baby.

She took my last fry and said it was a mercy killing.

I tried to talk to her and she just walked away like I was invisible.

She texted me and said I was a weak link in the food chain.

3

A full-blown nightmare with a side of attitude and a face full of sass.

She gave me a look that could melt ice cream.

I saw her in the hallway and I ran like my life depended on it.

She told my friend I was ugly and then walked off like it was nothing.

4

A walking disaster who also happens to be the queen of being a total pain in the ass.

She made me do my math homework in front of the whole class.

I tried to be nice and she just laughed in my face.

She drew a mustache on my teacher’s face and blamed it on me.

5

A beast with the heart of a villain and the tongue of a witch.

She cursed my lunch and it turned into a soggy mess.

She whispered things in my ear that made me blush.

She drew a monster on my desk and said it was my new best friend.

6

The kind of person who would turn your day from okay to absolute chaos.

She started a fight over a pencil and nobody stopped it.

She turned my math test into a comic book and I failed.

She texted me in the middle of the night and said I was a total loser.