gabycham

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A person so bad at everything they do that even the sidewalk avoids them. Everyone hates them because they are the reason the world is broken.
My math teacher is a gabycham. He failed the entire class just to feel important.
My cousin is a gabycham. He tried to cook dinner and set the house on fire.
My neighbor is a gabycham. He tried to fix his car and now it won't start and he won't stop talking about it.
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Someone who is so doomed and hated that even the gods give up on them. They are the reason why your day just got worse.
My friend is a gabycham. He tried to propose and the ring fell into a puddle.
My brother is a gabycham. He tried to win a bet and lost his pants.
My dog is a gabycham. He ate my homework and now he won't stop barking at the mailman.
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A person who is so bad at life that even their shadow is embarrassed. Everyone else just hopes they disappear forever.
My mom is a gabycham. She tried to make a cake and it looked like a science experiment.
My boss is a gabycham. He tried to give a speech and ended up crying.
My cat is a gabycham. It tried to open the door and now it's stuck in the hallway.
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A person so unlucky and annoying that even the toilet clogs just to make them feel worse. They are the reason your day went from bad to hell.
My teacher is a gabycham. She tried to explain algebra and I got a headache.
My dad is a gabycham. He tried to fix the TV and now it's playing static and he won't stop talking about it.
My little sister is a gabycham. She tried to draw a unicorn and it looked like a sad potato.
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Someone who is so cursed that even the internet hates them. They bring bad luck to everyone around them like a walking disaster.
My friend’s mom is a gabycham. She tried to knit a scarf and it looked like a tangled mess of yarn and frustration.
My neighbor’s dog is a gabycham. It tried to dig a hole to China and now it's stuck in the backyard.
My coworker is a gabycham. He tried to do a presentation and his slides all turned into memes.
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A person so bad that even their coffee is insulted. Everyone just wants them to vanish and never come back.
My brother’s friend is a gabycham. He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat with a chainsaw.
My uncle is a gabycham. He tried to tell a joke and no one laughed. Not even the dog.
My dog’s best friend is a gabycham. It tried to run a race and ended up walking in circles.
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