Gaby Moment

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When you chat with someone online, get all hot and bothered, then realize they're just a regular person and you end up dating them.
I thought he was a god, then he showed up in my class and I was like, 'You're not a god, you're just a mess.'
I had a 10 out of 10 chat with her, then she turned up at my job and I was like, 'You're not a 10, you're a 10 with a side of drama.'
I thought he was a superhero, then he came to my house and I was like, 'You're a superhero with bad breath.'
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When you go from typing sweet nothings to being face-to-face with the same person and they're just as annoying in real life.
I used to think he was perfect, now he's just my ex who texted me a pizza emoji at 2 a. m.
She was my dream girl online, now she's my neighbor who yells at her dog and texts me a selfie at 1 a. m.
He was my online hero, now he's my crush who says 'sup' and then disappears for a week.
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When you go from loving someone online to being stuck with them in real life and you realize they're just a regular person.
I thought she was my soulmate, now she's my soulmate who texts me 'u up?' at 1 a. m. and eats cereal for dinner.
He was my online king, now he's my crush who texted me a cat picture and then forgot about me.
She was my dream girl, now she's my crush who messages me 'omg' and then doesn't reply for three days.
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When you fall for someone online, then you actually meet them and realize they're just a normal person you now have to deal with.
I thought he was a god, now he's my crush who texted me 'u up?' at 2 a. m. and eats ramen for dinner.
She was my online queen, now she's my crush who sent me a selfie and then went silent for a week.
He was my dream guy, now he's my crush who messages me 'sup' and then disappears for days.
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When you go from loving someone online to being stuck with them in real life and you now have to deal with their weirdness.
I thought she was my soulmate, now she's my crush who texts me 'u up?' at 1 a. m. and eats cereal for breakfast.
He was my online hero, now he's my crush who sent me a cat picture and then forgot about me.
She was my dream girl, now she's my crush who messages me 'omg' and then doesn't reply for a week.
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When you go from typing sweet messages to being stuck with someone in real life and you now have to deal with their nonsense.
I thought he was a god, now he's my crush who texted me 'u up?' at 2 a. m. and eats ramen for dinner.
She was my online queen, now she's my crush who sent me a selfie and then went silent for a week.
He was my dream guy, now he's my crush who messages me 'sup' and then disappears for days.
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