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This is when you look up something so stupid it makes your brain hurt and your mom’s face.

I searched 'why do clouds cry' and found this definition. My brain is dead.

My friend looked up 'why do socks disappear' and now he’s mad at the washing machine.

I searched 'do bananas get sad when they’re peeled' and I’m never eating bananas again.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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This is when you type something so dumb it makes your keyboard cry and your dad’s face.

I typed 'why do toilets always clog on weekends' and my keyboard is crying.

My brother searched 'do dogs get jealous of cats' and now he’s arguing with the cat.

I looked up 'why do Mondays suck' and now my whole week is ruined.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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This is when you search something so weird it makes your eyes bleed and your teacher’s face.

I looked up 'do ghosts use Wi-Fi' and my eyes are bleeding.

My cousin searched 'why do chickens cross roads' and now he’s questioning life.

I typed 'do pillows get tired of being hugged' and now I’m talking to my pillow.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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This is when you type something so annoying it makes your mom yell and your dog run away.

I searched 'why do people sneeze' and my mom yelled at me.

My sister looked up 'do aliens have Facebook' and my dog ran out the door.

I typed 'why do people eat cereal for dinner' and now I’m eating cereal for dinner.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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This is when you look up something so stupid it makes your brain explode and your dad laugh.

I searched 'do trees get tired of being leaves' and my brain exploded.

My brother looked up 'why do people sing in the shower' and now he’s singing in the shower.

I typed 'do clocks get bored of ticking' and now I’m counting ticks.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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This is when you search something so weird it makes your eyes roll and your teacher sigh.

I looked up 'do ghosts use TikTok' and my eyes rolled.

My friend searched 'why do people talk to their plants' and now he’s talking to his plant.

I typed 'do doors get jealous of windows' and now I’m arguing with the door.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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