Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you’re so drunk you pass out and some guy comes in and scratches his balls on your face like it’s a damn buffet.

You just got Gabuzzied, buddy. Welcome to the club.

I woke up with a face full of hairy nonsense. Someone got Gabuzzied.

Gabuzzied? I think I got Gabuzzied. My face feels like a gym.

2

being so knocked out cold that some guy decides your face is the perfect place to scratch his nuts.

I got Gabuzzied. I didn’t even know it was a thing.

My face is still tingling. I got Gabuzzied.

Gabuzzied? I think that’s the new curse.

3

when you fall asleep and someone else’s nuts rub your face like it’s a personal insult.

Gabuzzied? That’s the worst thing ever.

I got Gabuzzied and I’m still mad about it.

My face is sore. Someone Gabuzzied me.

4

falling asleep and getting your face used as a scratching post for some guy’s nuts.

Gabuzzied? That’s not a compliment. That’s a crime.

I woke up with a face full of hair. I got Gabuzzied.

Gabuzzied? I think I got Gabuzzied. My face is broken.

5

being so out cold that some guy just uses your face to scratch his nuts like it’s a regular thing.

I got Gabuzzied and I’m not even mad.

Gabuzzied. That’s the new word for face torture.

Gabuzzied? I think I got Gabuzzied. My face is in pain.