Gabuze

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A meaty wand you use to make people laugh and cry at the same time
Gabuze? That thing’s got more layers than my grandma’s lies.
He walked in with his Gabuze like he owned the place.
I saw her Gabuze and I knew I was in trouble.
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The reason why your friend’s pants are always hanging off
Why is your Gabuze so big? You eat tacos for breakfast?
His Gabuze was so big, it had its own zip code.
I tried to hide mine, but my Gabuze gave me away.
3
A noodle you use to stir up trouble in the bathroom
He used his Gabuze to stir up a whole mess in the men’s room.
That Gabuze stirred up more drama than my ex’s text messages.
She stirred the pot with her Gabuze and now we’re all in it.
4
A sausage you wave around when you’re feeling bold
He waved his Gabuze like he was in a parade.
She waved her Gabuze at me and I knew I was doomed.
He waved his Gabuze in my face and I lost the battle.
5
A magic wand that makes your enemies cringe
His Gabuze made the whole class cringe at lunch.
She used her Gabuze to make my brother cringe in public.
That Gabuze was so magical, it cringed my neighbor.
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A hot dog you use to grill people’s nerves
He grilled my nerves with his Gabuze like it was a BBQ.
That Gabuze grilled my sister’s nerves so bad, she cried.
She grilled my dad’s nerves with her Gabuze and he ran away.
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