gabursh

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A loud, annoying noise that happens when someone opens the dishwasher too soon and all the clean water and dirty dishes splash out like a toilet clogged with pizza crust. It makes you want to scream and throw your socks at the wall.
"Gabursh! I just stepped on a plate and now I have to mop the floor!", @DishwasherDoom
"My mom yelled gabursh at me because I opened the dishwasher during the weekend movie marathon.", @DadDrama
"Gabursh is the sound of my life right now.", @DinnerDisaster
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The worst sound ever when you think your dishes are done but they're not and everything goes flying out like a kid threw a tantrum in a pool. It's the end of your hopes and dreams.
"Gabursh! I just got my socks soaked in dishwater.", @WetSocksForever
"Gabursh! I thought I was done, but now I have to redo the dishes.", @DishwasherDoom
"Gabursh! My dog walked in and now he's covered in soap.", @DogDisaster
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When the dishwasher decides to throw a hissy fit and all the dishes and water come flying out like a kid just got hit with a noodle. It's like the dishwasher is yelling at you.
"Gabursh! I just stepped on a plate and now I have to mop the floor!", @DishwasherDoom
"Gabursh! I thought my dishes were done, but now I have to clean them again.", @DadDrama
"Gabursh! My dog just walked in and now he's covered in soap.", @DogDisaster
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When the dishwasher goes full-on dramatic and all the dishes and water splash out like a kid just got hit with a noodle. It’s the sound of your hope being crushed by a plate.
"Gabursh! I just got my socks soaked in dishwater.", @WetSocksForever
"Gabursh! I thought my dishes were done, but now I have to clean them again.", @DadDrama
"Gabursh! I just stepped on a plate and now I have to mop the floor!", @DishwasherDoom
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The sound of your dishwasher throwing a tantrum and splashing everything out like a kid just got hit with a noodle. It’s the worst thing ever and it ruins your whole day.
"Gabursh! I just got my socks soaked in dishwater.", @WetSocksForever
"Gabursh! I just stepped on a plate and now I have to mop the floor!", @DishwasherDoom
"Gabursh! I thought my dishes were done, but now I have to clean them again.", @DadDrama
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