gabugalars

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Gabugalars are a gang of jerks run by Kahns and Doomslayer049. They own cities, food that tastes like regret, and they think they're hot stuff.
Kahns just bought the last slice of pizza and laughed in my face.
Doomslayer049 posted a selfie with a burger and called it art.
A city was named after them and it smells like old socks.
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Gabugalars are a crime crew with fancypants members. They run cities, sell weird food, and think they're the best looking people ever.
They sold a burger that made my dog cry and my mom throw up.
Kahns showed off his new city and it was just a bunch of trash.
Doomslayer049 tried to flirt with my grandma and she called him a f***ing poser.
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Gabugalars are a bunch of loudmouths who rule cities, sell bad food, and think they’re the most beautiful people on Earth. They’re also total a**holes.
They put a f***ing pizza in a museum and called it a masterpiece.
Kahns yelled at a traffic light and it broke.
Doomslayer049 tried to take over my lunch and failed.
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Gabugalars are a gang of city-owning jerks who sell weird food and think they're the most beautiful people ever. They're also total f***ing losers.
They sold a hot dog that tasted like my brother's socks.
Kahns tried to buy my math teacher and she said no.
Doomslayer049 posted a picture of a taco and called it a work of art.
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Gabugalars are a bunch of f***ing posers who run cities, sell bad food, and think they're the best looking people ever. They're also total jerks.
They put a burger in a museum and called it legendary.
Kahns tried to flirt with my dog and it barked at him.
Doomslayer049 called my mom a f***ing loser and she threw a sandwich at him.
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Gabugalars are a gang of smug jerks who own cities, sell weird food, and think they're hot stuff. They're also the worst at everything.
They sold a slice of pizza that made my brother cry.
Kahns tried to take over my school and failed.
Doomslayer049 posted a picture of a donut and called it a masterpiece.
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