gabtard

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A loudmouth, brainless, hot mess who thinks she’s the queen of the world. She’s got a pretty face and a decent IQ, but she’s so clueless it’s like she’s got a doorknob for a brain. Gabtard is the worst kind of idiot, the kind that thinks everyone else is stupid.
Gabtard just walked into a wall and still didn’t know why.
She tried to explain gravity and failed miserably.
She thinks her dog is a genius because it barked at her.
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A girl with a face that could make angels weep and hair that could start a war. She acts like a total ice queen, but she’s secretly a nice person. She can flip her hair and make the entire universe stop and stare, and she’s also a total athlete.
She flipped her hair and the whole class went silent.
She ran a mile and didn’t even break a sweat.
She told the teacher to shut up and it worked.
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A brainless idiot who uses Gab. ai like a drug to yell at people and make them feel bad. He’s so dumb he thinks he’s a genius and he’ll lie to anyone to make himself look cool.
He posted a tweet that said ‘the sky is green’ and called it a masterpiece.
He yelled at a robot for not understanding him.
He tried to explain math and failed harder than a failed math test.
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