Gabswag

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a girl who wears way too many bracelets, wears flannels like they're a religion, wears beanies even in summer, has glasses that look like they were stolen from a nerd, hates justin bieber with the passion of a thousand angry cats, drinks tea like it's her oxygen, makes boring british vlogs, acts like she's in glee every time she sees a glee character, loves her family more than pizza, and owns street signs like they're trophies
'I don't even know why I'm here. I just had to come because I saw a glee character. I'm gonna start singing now.'
DM: 'Why are you drinking coffee? Tea is the only real drink.'
Vlog intro: 'Hello, I'm Gabswag, and today I'm going to talk about tea, family, and why justin bieber is the devil.'
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a girl who thinks bracelets are the only thing that keeps her from dying, wears flannels like they're a badge of honor, wears beanies because she's too lazy to find a hat, has glasses that make her look like she just came from a library, hates justin bieber more than she hates her math teacher, drinks tea so much she's probably made it into the tea hall of fame, makes british vlogs that are longer than her patience, and owns street signs like they're her soul
'I just saw a glee character. I'm now going to start singing. I don't care if I'm in a coffee shop.'
Text: 'Why are you eating pizza? Tea is the only real food.'
Vlog outro: 'That's all, folks. I'll be here tomorrow, probably drinking tea and talking about my family.'
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a girl who wears bracelets like they're her second skin, wears flannels like it's a law, wears beanies even when it's 90 degrees outside, has glasses that look like they're about to fall off, has a deep hatred for justin bieber that makes her cry, drinks tea like it's her only friend, makes british vlogs that are longer than a math test, acts like she's in glee whenever she sees a glee character, loves her family more than her life, and owns street signs like they're her new best friends
'I saw a glee character, so now I have to act like I'm in glee. This is not a request.'
DM: 'You're eating pizza? What is wrong with you? Tea is the only real food.'
Vlog: 'Hello, I'm Gabswag, and today I'm drinking tea, talking about my family, and pretending I'm in glee.'
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