Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The GABSTAND is the flappy piece of meat at the tip of a guy's doodie.

My cousin’s GABSTAND looked like a fried egg.

She said his GABSTAND was bigger than a football.

He tried to hide his GABSTAND under his shirt, but it popped out like a cocky kid.

2

The GABSTAND is the part of the willy that flaps around like a mad chicken.

He showed off his GABSTAND like it was the Mona Lisa.

Her GABSTAND was so big, it looked like it had its own ZIP code.

He was too shy to show his GABSTAND, but it was clearly screaming for attention.

3

The GABSTAND is the thing on the end of a pecker that everyone stares at.

He had a GABSTAND so big, it made the whole class laugh.

She said his GABSTAND was like a meaty pizza slice.

He tried to hide his GABSTAND, but it was like a sneaky kid who won’t stay in his seat.

4

The GABSTAND is the part of a guy’s doodie that flaps like it’s got a life of its own.

His GABSTAND was so big, it looked like it had a side job.

She laughed so hard at his GABSTAND, it made the teacher cry.

He tried to hide his GABSTAND, but it popped out like a rude guest at a dinner party.

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The GABSTAND is the flappy piece of meat at the end of a guy’s doodie that everyone talks about.

He showed his GABSTAND off like it was a trophy.

Her GABSTAND was so big, it made the whole school laugh.

He tried to hide his GABSTAND, but it was like a kid who won’t stop talking in class.

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The GABSTAND is the part of a guy’s doodie that flaps around like it’s got nothing better to do.

He had a GABSTAND so big, it looked like it had a second job.

She said his GABSTAND was the highlight of the week.

He tried to hide his GABSTAND, but it was like a dog that won’t stop barking.