Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A sneeze so fierce it looks like your nose is trying to murder you. It throws snot like a kid throws confetti at a party.

My gabsmat woke up the entire neighborhood. I think the mailman ran away.

She sneezed so hard, it looked like her nose was about to blow up.

He had a gabsmat so big, it left a trail of snot on the ceiling.

2

A sneeze that’s so loud and snotty, it could be a new kind of weapon. You’ll be covered in snot and confused.

My gabsmat made my brother yell, ‘What is that?!’

Her gabsmat hit the fan and left a mess on the kitchen counter.

He sneezed so hard, it looked like he was trying to launch a snot rocket.

3

A sneeze that’s like a snot tsunami. It hits you with a wave of goo and leaves no survivors.

My gabsmat came out of nowhere and covered my face in snot.

She sneezed so hard, it looked like she had a snot hurricane.

His gabsmat was so big, it took three napkins to clean it up.

4

A sneeze that’s so bad, it feels like your nose is having a party and everyone is throwing snot.

My gabsmat was so loud, the dog ran out of the room.

He sneezed so much snot, it looked like he had a snot explosion.

Her gabsmat was so messy, I had to wipe my eyes.

5

A sneeze that’s like a snot cannon. It shoots snot from your nose and hits you in the face.

My gabsmat hit me in the face and left a snot trail on my shirt.

He sneezed so hard, it looked like his nose was about to blow up.

Her gabsmat was so big, it covered the whole table.

6

A sneeze that’s like a snot hurricane. It throws snot everywhere and leaves a mess in its wake.

My gabsmat was so loud, the neighbor came to check on me.

He sneezed so hard, it looked like he had a snot storm.

Her gabsmat was so messy, it left a trail of snot on the floor.