Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gets hard just thinking about a guy named Gab. No shade to Gabs, but this is a real thing.

DM: 'Gab just walked into class and I lost it.'

Tweet: 'Gab is my spirit animal. Also my sexual partner.'

Text: 'I saw Gab at the store. I had to leave.'

2

Someone who thinks Gab is hot. Even if Gab is a total mess.

Text: 'Gab texted me. I got a boner.'

Tweet: 'Gab is a hot mess. I love it.'

DM: 'Gab is my main squeeze. Even though he forgot my birthday.'

3

A person who has a sexual obsession with a guy named Gab. It’s not normal, but it’s real.

Tweet: 'Gab is my sexual escape. I need him daily.'

Text: 'Gab is my crush. Also my sexual partner.'

DM: 'I can’t stop thinking about Gab. It’s awkward.'

4

A person who gets turned on by the name Gab. Doesn’t matter if Gab is cute or not.

Text: 'Gab is my name. I’m also my sexual partner.'

Tweet: 'Gab is my sexual trigger. I can’t help it.'

DM: 'Gab is my obsession. I’m not even sure why.'

5

Someone who can’t help but get sexual feelings for a person named Gab. It’s a real problem.

Text: 'Gab is my sexual partner. I can’t stop thinking about him.'

Tweet: 'Gab is my main squeeze. I’m not even sure why.'

DM: 'Gab is my sexual escape. I need him.'

6

A person who thinks Gab is the sexiest person alive. Even if Gab is a total idiot.

Tweet: 'Gab is the sexiest person. Even though he’s an idiot.'

Text: 'Gab is my sexual partner. I don’t care that he’s dumb.'

DM: 'Gab is the most sexual person. I’m in love.'