Gabs Ribeiro

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This guy has a face like a mountain and a jaw like a brick. If you mess with him, he'll turn you into a meat pie and serve it to Saint John.

I tried to roast him, now I'm eating my words and my lunch.

He looked me in the eye and said, 'You're gonna regret that.'

He walked into the gym like he owned it. He left like he wiped the floor with it.

He’s got a chin harder than a bullet and a body built for war. If you don’t show him respect, he’ll take you out like it’s a Tuesday.

He told me to shut up or he’d make me his lunch. I chose the lunch.

I said 'nice try' and got a punch in the gut. Classic.

He’s the only guy who can make me feel like a rookie again.

He’s the kind of guy who trains like a beast and eats like a king. Mess with him and you’ll be begging Saint John for mercy.

I called him a chump. Now I’m his personal snack.

He’s got that look in his eye. I know what that look means.

He smiled at me. I ran.