Gabs it

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A gabs-it is a kid who goes to every party just to grab free snacks and swag. They’re like a greedy squirrel who only cares about what’s in the bag.
I saw Jake at 3 parties last week just to get free pizza. He’s a full-time gabs-it.
My cousin got 10 free T-shirts by being a gabs-it at the mall event.
He skipped class to go to a meeting and got free cookies. He’s a gabs-it legend.
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A gabs-it is someone who’s so cool, even your mom thinks they’re cool. They’re like the human version of a smoothie, just plain good.
That guy at the gym is a gabs-it. He’s got the look, the moves, the vibe.
My friend’s crush is a gabs-it. He’s got the whole cool thing down.
She walks in and everyone stares. That’s a gabs-it.
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A gabs-it is those pleated pants from the 60s. They looked fancy but were just fabric and a break at the cuff. A real fashion disaster.
My uncle wore his gabs-it pants to a funeral and got side-eyed by the priest.
My grandma’s gabs-it slacks were so tight, they looked like a sausage casing.
He wore his gabs-it pants to a BBQ and got called ‘the pleated legend’.
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A gabs-it is when someone talks so fast and slurs their words that even your dog can’t understand them. It’s like a broken radio.
She talked so fast, even I couldn’t tell what she said. Total gabs-it.
My brother’s gabs-it speech made the teacher yell, ‘Slow down, I’m not a dog!’
He gabs-it’d through the whole song. It was like a broken walkie-talkie.
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A gabs-it is the guy who’s so hot, he could make a girl’s heart skip a beat. He’s like the human version of a hot dog, hot, juicy, and full of flavor.
That guy at the bar is a gabs-it. I want his heart, his brain, and his face.
He walked in, and every girl lost their mind. Full gabs-it mode.
He’s a gabs-it. I want his brain in my head and his face on my phone.
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A gabs-it is a guy from Quebec who’s charming, indecisive, and always changing his mind. He’s like a pizza, you never know what you’re gonna get.
My uncle is a gabs-it. He said he’d stop eating meat, but now he’s eating bacon like it’s his job.
He criticized my hat but wore the same one the next season. Total gabs-it.
He’s a gabs-it. He makes rhymes and raps. He’s like a walking beat.
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A gabs-it is a talkative girl who can’t shut up. She’s got a million ideas and thinks she’s the queen of the world.
My friend is a gabs-it. She talks nonstop and always interrupts people.
That girl is a gabs-it. She could talk for hours and still have more to say.
She’s a gabs-it. She’s got a million ideas and a million problems.
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