gabryelle

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Gabryelle is a weirdo who thinks she’s fancy. She sits in blankets like a burrito and reads books she can’t even say the words to. Give her a drink and she turns into a lunatic who sings in the shower like she’s in a talent show.
Gabryelle, why are you reading that book again? You can’t even say the words.
She turned my living room into a dance floor. I swear she’s a monster.
She drinks coffee like it’s her job and then sings show tunes in the shower.
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Gabryelle is a sneaky little ho. She acts all sweet in public but once you take her home, she’s all over you like glue.
She was all ‘I’m such a good girl’ at the party, but I saw her in my room at 2 AM.
She’s like a secret weapon. You don’t even know what you’re getting into.
She’s the kind of girl who will make your mom blush.
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Gabryelle is a total firecracker. She’s got a face that could stop traffic and she doesn’t back down from anyone. She’s got a list of things she wants to do before she dies and she’s not afraid to tell you about it.
She told me she wants to be a billionaire and a rock star. I believe her.
She stood up to the whole school when they picked on her little brother.
She’s the kind of friend who will be there for you no matter what.
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Gabryelle has the tiniest cock on the planet. It’s like a shrimp got stuck in a sock.
Gabryelle, your cock is smaller than my dog’s ear.
He’s got the cock of a baby squirrel.
You’re like a cock that got run over by a bus.
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Gabryelle is the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips. She’s hot, she’s got confidence, and she knows how to make you feel special.
She walked in the room and I instantly forgot my name.
She smiled at me and I felt like I was on fire.
She’s the kind of girl who makes you want to be better.
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