Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gabrila is when you say something so dumb it makes your brain shut down like it’s on vacation.

Gabrila: "I think I’ll just eat the whole cake for breakfast."

Gabrila: "Why don’t we just move to the moon?"

Gabrila: "I swear I’m not high, I’m just extra."

2

Gabrila is when you blurt out something so silly it sounds like it came from a confused parrot.

Gabrila: "I’m gonna be a dinosaur when I grow up."

Gabrila: "My hair is a hurricane right now."

Gabrila: "I just fought a cheeseburger."

3

Gabrila is when you talk like you’re the most important person in the room even though you just spilled your soda.

Gabrila: "I’m the king of this moment."

Gabrila: "This is the most dramatic thing that’s ever happened."

Gabrila: "I’m not just famous, I’m legendary."

4

Gabrila is when you say something so stupid it makes your friends question your life choices.

Gabrila: "I think I’ll start a new religion."

Gabrila: "I just yelled at a cloud."

Gabrila: "I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient."

5

Gabrila is when you act like you just discovered fire even though you’re wearing pants.

Gabrila: "I’ve unlocked a new level of existence!"

Gabrila: "I just realized I can breathe."

Gabrila: "I’m the most famous person in the history of fame."