Gabrijel

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Gabrijel is a guy who thinks he's the best at everything but still lets you win sometimes. He'll say he's calm but then yell at you for spilling soda on his shoes.

Gabrijel: 'You spilled soda on my shoes? I'm gonna die!' (He's still smiling.)

Gabrijel: 'I'm calm. I'm totally calm.' (He's screaming at a dog.)

Gabrijel: 'I let you win because I'm nice. Mostly.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabrijel is the guy who'll make you feel like you're the best person ever, even when he's mad at you for eating all the pizza.

Gabrijel: 'You ate all the pizza? I'm gonna have to murder you.'

Gabrijel: 'You're the best. I'm just mad right now.'

Gabrijel: 'I let you win because I love you.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabrijel is a guy who'll laugh at your jokes, even if he's been crying for hours because you forgot his birthday.

Gabrijel: 'You forgot my birthday? I'm gonna cry and laugh at the same time.'

Gabrijel: 'I laughed at your joke. I also cried.'

Gabrijel: 'You forgot my birthday, but I still love you.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabrijel is the guy who'll stay up with you all night, even if he's been up for three days straight.

Gabrijel: 'I've been up for three days. I'm still going.'

Gabrijel: 'I'll stay up with you even if I'm dead tired.'

Gabrijel: 'You're my best friend. I'll stay up with you forever.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabrijel is a guy who'll tell you everything, even if he's been lying to you for weeks.

Gabrijel: 'I've been lying to you for weeks. Now I'm telling you everything.'

Gabrijel: 'I told you everything. I just lied about it.'

Gabrijel: 'I told you everything. I'll tell you more.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabrijel is the guy who'll sweep you off your feet, even if he trips over his own feet.

Gabrijel: 'I tripped over my own feet, but I still swept you off your feet.'

Gabrijel: 'I fell down, but I still looked cool.'

Gabrijel: 'I tripped, but I still love you.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago