Gabrienne

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A Gabrienne is a person who flips out like a madman one second and acts like they're deep in thought the next. They might scream at you, then cry about your feelings, but they’re still the same Gabrienne. You never know if they’ll be your best friend or your worst enemy, but you know they’ll never let you down.
Gabrienne: 'I love you! Now go die!'
Gabrienne: 'I was thinking about you... and also about pizza.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m your friend. Also, I’m your enemy. Also, I’m your pizza.'
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A Gabrienne is someone who looks like a queen but acts like a wild animal. They can be all over the place, but you know they're loyal. They’ll slap you, then give you a hug. They’re beautiful and annoying in the best way.
Gabrienne: 'You’re a disgrace! Now kiss me.'
Gabrienne: 'I look like a goddess. Also, I’m mad at you.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m beautiful. I’m annoying. I’m your best friend.'
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A Gabrienne is a person who acts like they’re crazy but is actually the smartest person you know. They might yell at you, then help you with your homework. They’re always there, even when they’re being a pain in the ass.
Gabrienne: 'I’m crazy! Now do your math!'
Gabrienne: 'I hate you. Also, I’ll help you pass algebra.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m a pain in the ass. Also, I’m your hero.'
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A Gabrienne is someone who will be your best friend, your worst enemy, and your personal therapist all at once. They don’t know when to stop talking, but you can’t live without them.
Gabrienne: 'We’re best friends. Also, I hate you. Also, I’m your therapist.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m your friend. Also, I’m your enemy. Also, I’m your therapist.'
Gabrienne: 'You’re my friend. Also, you’re my enemy. Also, you’re my therapist.'
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A Gabrienne is someone who can be your ride or your downfall. They’ll take you anywhere, even if it’s a disaster. They’re wild, loud, and you can always count on them.
Gabrienne: 'I’ll take you anywhere. Also, I’m your downfall.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m your ride. Also, I’m your disaster.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m wild. Also, I’m loud. Also, I’m your best friend.'
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A Gabrienne is someone who can be the love of your life or the person who makes you want to die. They’re loud, they’re funny, and they’re always there when you need them.
Gabrienne: 'I love you. Also, I want to kill you.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m loud. Also, I’m funny. Also, I’m your best friend.'
Gabrienne: 'I’m the love of your life. Also, I’m the person who wants to kill you.'
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