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A squid-like monster that lives in the Midwest and steals your milk like it's a goddamn duty. They'll even dig through your trash if you're not looking. Don't mess with them or they'll punch you in the face and take your snacks.
Gabrien stole my milk and left a note that said, 'You're weak.'
I saw a Gabrien digging through my trash and I yelled, 'Get out of my bin!'
My neighbor said Gabrien came to his house and took all his cookies.