Gabrien

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A squid-like monster that lives in the Midwest and steals your milk like it's a goddamn duty. They'll even dig through your trash if you're not looking. Don't mess with them or they'll punch you in the face and take your snacks.
Gabrien stole my milk and left a note that said, 'You're weak.'
I saw a Gabrien digging through my trash and I yelled, 'Get out of my bin!'
My neighbor said Gabrien came to his house and took all his cookies.
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Gabrien is the hottest guy in school, and all the girls want him. He's got the best girlfriend, and when she's not around, he's in bed with some other girl. He's got a six-pack and a smile that'll make you blush.
Gabrien winked at me in class, and I blushed so hard I turned red.
I heard Gabrien and his girlfriend arguing about who's the hotter one.
Gabrien asked me out, and I said yes because he's hot.
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Gabrien is a total meathead who thinks he's the best. He works out like it's his job, and he's got the best girlfriend. But when she's not around, he's with another girl. He's got no brains, just biceps.
Gabrien flexed at me in gym class and said, 'Look at these biceps!'
Gabrien's girlfriend broke up with him because he was cheating.
Gabrien came to my house and asked me out because he was 'bored.'
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