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A family that would rather watch you get run over than actually do something

I asked them to help move the couch. They just said, 'We’re watching.'

They refused to come to the fire. 'We’re not dying for your stupid pizza.'

When I got into a fight, they yelled, 'Let him hit you! We’re not getting involved!'

A family that only moves when something is about to explode or someone is bleeding

When the roof leaked, they said, 'We’ll deal with it when it collapses.'

They didn’t help me with the math test. 'We’re not getting yelled at by the teacher.'

They ignored the smoke until it was on fire. 'Now we’re out of here!'

A family that will let you die just so they can avoid doing work

They let me fail the test. 'We’re not getting involved in your mess.'

When the dog got stuck in the tree, they said, 'Let him stay there. We’re not climbing up.'

They didn’t help with the yard. 'We’re not getting grass stains on our pants.'

A family that only helps when you’re about to be killed or something is on fire

They came to the fight when I was about to get kicked in the head. 'We’re saving you now!'

They helped put out the fire. 'We’re not letting the whole house burn down.'

They helped me when I was about to get hit by a car. 'We’re saving you now!'

A family that will let you die just so they can avoid getting yelled at

They didn’t help me with the math test. 'We’re not getting yelled at by the teacher.'

They ignored the smoke until the house was on fire. 'We’re not getting yelled at by the fire.'

They let me fail the test. 'We’re not getting yelled at by the principal.'

A family that only acts when you're about to be killed or something is exploding

They helped me when the car was about to hit me. 'We’re saving you now!'

They came to the fight when I was about to be knocked out. 'We’re saving you now!'

They helped put out the fire. 'We’re not letting the whole house explode!'