Gabrielsen

He flexed in the gym like he was gonna break the floor, but he tripped over his own feet.

He tried to fix my phone, and now it’s broken and he’s crying.

He called me a ‘weakling’ after I beat him at video games.

He blocked the door during the fire drill and got yelled at by the principal.

He ate three pizzas in one sitting and then fell asleep on the couch.

He tried to be a rapper and called himself ‘Gabrielsen the Great.’

He broke the classroom window trying to show off how tough he is.

He tried to kiss my friend and knocked her over like a domino.

He called the teacher a ‘noob’ and got sent to the principal’s office.