Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The explosive gas that wakes you up and smells like a dead raccoon.

My alarm clock was nothing compared to Gabriel's Trump this morning.

I could smell it from the hallway. That was not a normal fart.

Gabriel's Trump hit me like a truck. And it smelled like a truck that crashed into a dumpster.

2

The first fart of the day that comes out like a cannon and makes you wish you were somewhere else.

I heard it from the kitchen. I ran back to my room.

That fart was louder than my mom yelling at me.

Gabriel's Trump came out so strong, it knocked my door open.

3

The morning fart that hits you like a surprise party with a stink bomb.

I didn’t even know it was morning until I got hit by Gabriel’s Trump.

I had a meeting, and my fart was the only thing people remembered.

That fart came out like a stink bomb. I didn’t know what hit me.

4

The first fart of the day that sounds like a toilet clogged up with rotten eggs.

I heard it from my neighbor’s house. That was not normal.

I was eating breakfast, and my fart sounded like a toilet exploded.

Gabriel’s Trump was so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood.

5

The morning fart that smells like a combination of a garbage can and a dead animal.

I didn’t even have to open my door. I knew it was me.

That fart was so bad, my dog ran out of the room.

I took a breath, and I thought I was in a landfill.

6

The first fart you let out in the morning, and it's like you're telling the world you're alive.

I let it out, and the whole house heard me.

That fart was so loud, my mom asked if I was okay.

Gabriel’s Trump was like my morning announcement.