Gabriello

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Gabriello is the Italian hotshot who gets along with everyone and looks good in every situation. But if he drinks too much, he'll steal your smokes and make a fool of you by cheating on your girlfriend.
Gabriello: 'I'm not drunk. I'm just very Italian.'
He took my last cigarette and said 'This is a BRO-Code violation.'
He forgot my girlfriend's name. Twice.
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Gabriello is the Italian heartthrob who’s smooth and good-looking. But if he gets wasted, he’ll smoke your cigarettes and forget the BRO-Code to mess with your girlfriend.
He said, 'Your girlfriend is cute, but I’m hungover.'
He took my smokes and said, 'You’re not a BRO.'
He left my girlfriend’s name on a napkin.
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Gabriello is the Italian guy who’s popular and good-looking. But if he drinks, he’ll steal your smokes and break the BRO-Code by messing with your girlfriend.
He said, 'I don’t need smokes. I need your girlfriend.'
He stole my smokes and called me a BRO-Code failure.
He forgot my girlfriend’s name and called her 'Liza'.
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