gabrielle eilish kenny

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#tortoise judge #laughed at my jokes #best friend energy

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Gabrielle is a human who laughs at your jokes even when they’re terrible she also has two tortoises that look at you like you’re the dumbest person ever

Gabrielle: "Your joke was like a sad trombone." Me: "I’m just trying to be funny." Her tortoise: "You’re not."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Gabrielle is the best friend you never knew you needed she’s got a sense of humor that’s louder than a fire alarm and two tortoises who are basically her bodyguards

Gabrielle: "You’re like a walking disaster." Her tortoise: "He’s not wrong." Me: "I’m just here for the tortoises."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Gabrielle is the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re the cool one even when you’re just wearing pajamas at 11 a. m. and she has two tortoises that hate your life choices

Gabrielle: "You look like you slept in a sock." Me: "I did." Her tortoise: "You’re the worst."

by Slangipedia 4d ago