gabrielle collins

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Gabrielle Collins is the most awesome human on the planet. She’s got a body like a superhero and a laugh that makes people lose their minds. Every guy in school is obsessed with her, and they all think they’re special because she looked at them once.
Hey Gabrielle, you’re literally the best person ever. I’d follow you to the ends of the Earth if you asked.
I tried to flirt with Gabrielle today. She just smiled and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m already taken by my own brain.'
Gabrielle Collins walks into a room and suddenly the whole school becomes quiet. It’s like she’s got a magic power or something.
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Gabrielle Collins is like a goddess who decided to hang out with humans. She’s got a body that makes guys go crazy, and a brain that makes everyone else look like they’re from the Stone Age. She’s got friends everywhere, even though they all fight like cats and dogs.
Gabrielle, you’re the reason I failed math today. I was too busy thinking about you.
Gabrielle Collins just walked in, and now I can’t think about anything else. I’m literally brain-dead.
Gabrielle is like the best friend I never had. She’s got the best laugh and the best smile.
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Gabrielle Collins is the most perfect person ever made. She’s got a body that makes guys drool, and a personality that makes everyone else look like they’re trying too hard. She’s got the whole school wrapped around her finger, and no one even realizes it.
Gabrielle, I saw you today and I almost fell over. You’re that good.
Gabrielle Collins is so amazing that I’m starting to believe she’s a god in disguise.
Gabrielle walked in, and suddenly I had a new purpose in life. It’s called loving Gabrielle Collins.
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