Gabriella Verbose

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A woman who talks nonstop like she's got a mouth full of glue and a brain full of nonsense. She thinks talking fast and loud makes her sound smart, but it just makes people want to throw things.
'So, like, I was, like, walking to the store, and then I saw a dog, and then I was, like, thinking about my mom, and then I was, like, thinking about my dad, and then I was, like, thinking about my cat.'
She explained the weather forecast for next week during a 30-second meeting.
She sent a 10-line text to say she was going to the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A girl who can’t shut up and thinks every word she says is golden. She rambles so much that even the most patient person would rather be stuck in traffic.
She talked about her lunch for 15 minutes during a Zoom call.
She texted her friend 8 messages to tell them she was going to sleep.
She gave a 5-minute speech about her cat during a 1-minute presentation.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loudmouth who thinks she’s the only one with thoughts. She talks so much that people forget how to breathe. She’s like a loudspeaker that never turns off.
She talked over the entire movie to tell her friend about her ex.
She sent a 300-word message to say she was tired.
She explained how to tie a shoe during a 2-minute meeting.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who talks so much she could be a talk show host. She doesn’t know when to stop. She’s the human version of a broken fax machine, just endless noise.
She talked about her weekend for 10 minutes during a 1-minute break.
She texted her mom 5 messages to say she was going to get pizza.
She gave a 3-minute explanation of how to open a door during a 1-minute conversation.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A woman who talks like she’s on a never-ending podcast. She thinks everyone else is listening to her story, but they’re just waiting for her to finish so they can breathe again.
She talked about her day for 12 minutes during a 2-minute meeting.
She sent a 5-line message to say she was going to the mall.
She explained the meaning of life during a 1-minute break.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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