Gabrielese

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The weird way Peter Gabriel talks like he’s on a bad acid trip and doesn’t know what a real word is.

'I’m a sledgehammer, baby!', sounds like he just woke up after being hit by a truck.

He yells about 'the man who lives in the sky' like it’s a real job.

He goes on about 'the shadow of the sun' like it’s a crime.

Peter Gabriel’s version of English is like he’s been stuck in a blender with a dictionary and a swear jar.

He sings about 'the secret of the moon' like it’s a college degree.

He rants about 'the big black bird' like it’s his ex.

He says 'the sky is falling' like it’s a bad breakup.

Gabrielese is the language of a man who thinks every word is a curse and every sentence is a challenge.

He yells, 'I am the sledgehammer of the soul!' like he’s been drinking motor oil.

He talks about 'the magic of the sea' like it’s a curse.

He says 'the wind is wild' like it’s a personal attack.

Gabrielese is like trying to explain love to a confused goat who also has a headache.

He sings, 'I’m the secret of the moon!' like he just passed a math test.

He says 'the sky is the limit' like it’s a bad joke.

He talks about 'the big black bird' like it’s a new neighbor.

Gabrielese is the language of a man who thinks he’s a prophet but also has a bad case of the farts.

He yells about 'the magic of the sea' like it’s a divine message.

He sings 'the sky is falling' like it’s a personal attack.

He says 'the wind is wild' like it’s trying to steal his sandwich.