Gabriele Vinco

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The hottest Italian guy who thinks he’s the main character of One Piece and everyone else is just background noise.
Gabriele texted me: 'I’m the Luffy of this story. You’re just Zoro. Don’t question it.'
He posted a tweet: 'One Piece is my life. My love. My everything. The rest of you are just filler.'
In a DM: 'You think you’re cool? I’m the cool guy. You’re the guy who tries to be cool.'
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A guy so Italian he probably got born in a pizza oven. He thinks One Piece is a real thing and not just a dream.
He said in class: 'Luffy’s got nothing on me. I eat pizza and I’m still cool.'
He posted a picture of a pizza with the caption: 'This is my power. Luffy’s just a boy with a straw hat.'
He texted me: 'You’re just a side character. I’m the main event.'
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The guy who thinks he’s the best looking Italian guy ever. He’s also the only person who thinks One Piece is better than real life.
He told me in a DM: 'You’re just a backup plan. I’m the main man.'
He posted a tweet: 'One Piece is my reality. Your life is just a filler episode.'
He said in a group chat: 'I’m not just hot. I’m the hot guy. You’re just the hot guy’s friend.'
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