gabriela sferrazza

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Gabriela Sferrazza is the most beautiful girl in the world, but she’s also a total drama queen who would rather cry over a broken pencil than fight for her own happiness. She’s super flexible and can do handstands like a circus freak, but she’s also a total stress ball who overthinks everything.
She cried because her pencil broke and then did a handstand to make herself feel better.
She asked me if I loved her 12 times before I could say anything.
She told me she’d rather be a chimp than deal with my bad mood.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriela Sferrazza is the kind of girl who would save the world but still complain about her hair. She’s super talented and can bend like a pretzel, but she’s also the kind of person who stresses about the color of the sky.
She did a handstand in my living room and then cried because the sky was too blue.
She said she’d rather be a chimp than be sad.
She asked me if I’d ever love her and then cried when I said yes.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriela Sferrazza is the most truthful, loving, and amazing girl you’ll ever meet, but she’s also the kind of person who would rather be a chimp than deal with your bad attitude.
She told me I was the best person ever, then cried because I had bad hair.
She did a handstand in the middle of the street and then yelled at me for being annoying.
She said she’d be a chimp if I didn’t love her.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriela Sferrazza is the most beautiful, sweet, and strong girl in the world, but she’s also the kind of person who cries over spilled milk and does handstands to calm down.
She cried when the milk spilled and then did a handstand to stop herself from being sad.
She said she’d be a chimp if I didn’t love her and then did a handstand.
She told me I was the best person ever and then cried because of my bad hair.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriela Sferrazza is like a superhuman who can do handstands and is also the most beautiful girl in the world, but she’s also the kind of person who gets stressed over nothing and turns into a chimp when things go wrong.
She did a handstand and then cried because I was sad.
She said she’d be a chimp if I didn’t love her and then did a handstand.
She stressed over a broken pencil and then did a handstand to calm down.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriela Sferrazza is the most beautiful, flexible, and amazing girl in the world, but she’s also the kind of person who would rather be a chimp than deal with your bad attitude and cries over spilled milk.
She did a handstand and cried because I spilled milk.
She said she’d be a chimp if I didn’t love her and then did a handstand.
She stressed over nothing and turned into a chimp.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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