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Gabriel is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He’s so damn cute, he could make a grumpy old man laugh until he cries. But don’t get too close, he can be a total sweetheart or a complete jerk, depending on his mood.
Gabriel walked in and said, 'I just ate a whole pizza by myself.' The whole room laughed so hard, someone fell out of their chair.
He called me a 'dumbass' but still helped me with my math homework.
At the party, he did a dance that made the DJ stop the music.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriel is the guy who can make your day better with one joke. He’s like a walking laugh machine. But if you annoy him, he’ll make your life a living hell.
He texted me, 'I just saw a dog wearing sunglasses. It was epic.' I laughed so hard, I cried.
He made fun of my hair, but then gave me a hug and said, 'You’re still cool.'
He told a joke so bad, the teacher stopped class to hear it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriel is the kind of guy who can turn a boring day into a party. He’s got the charm of a rockstar and the mouth of a sailor. He’ll be your best friend or your worst nightmare.
He said, 'I just beat up a math problem.' The whole class roared with laughter.
He gave me a thumbs up and said, 'You’re my favorite dumbass.'
He started a dance battle in the hallway and won with a stupid move.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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