Gabriel Walker

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A big mess of a person who can't think straight and smells like old pizza.

Gabriel Walker is like a sausage roll that fell into a puddle and forgot how to be fancy.

He showed up to the meeting with a face like a raccoon that lost a bet.

Gabriel texted me at 2 AM saying he was 'half-baked and fully broken.'

A human who is so bloated and confused, he thinks the moon is a snack.

Gabriel tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and now he looks like a deflated balloon.

He told me he got lost between his fridge and the couch.

He said the sun was 'too bright for his brain to handle.'

A walking blob who talks like he's been chewing gravel and forgot the rules.

Gabriel came to work with a shirt on backwards and a sock on his head.

He said, 'I'm not fat, I'm just holding onto my dignity.'

He tried to explain his day like it was a detective story and forgot the ending.

A person who eats too much, wears too little, and talks like he's been kicked by a donkey.

Gabriel showed up in a pajama shirt and called it a 'business suit.'

He ate three burgers and still said he was 'not full, just not happy.'

He told me he had a 'brain freeze from too much happiness.'

A human who looks like a sack of potatoes and speaks like he's been hit by a truck.

Gabriel walked in like he just won a fight with a couch and lost.

He said he was 'half-baked and feeling extra.'

He tried to explain his life like it was a TV show and forgot the plot.