Gabriel VanWyk

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a smelly motherfucker with a brain the size of a football and a face that screams at you every day.
Gabriel VanWyk just walked into the room and the whole class shut up like he was the devil.
He said 'math is easy' and then solved a problem that took me three hours.
He texted me 'u look like a f***ing potato' during lunch.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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a loud, fat, smelly person who thinks he’s the smartest kid in the whole world and probably is.
Gabriel VanWyk just called the teacher a ‘dumb ass’ and got away with it.
He explained algebra to the principal like it was a game show.
He DM’d me ‘you’re the weakest link’ and I was like ‘bro, I’m not even in the game’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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a big, smelly, brainy f*** who talks way too much and thinks everyone’s listening.
Gabriel VanWyk just turned a simple question into a ten-minute rant about why he’s better than everyone.
He got a perfect score on the test and then bragged about it for the rest of the day.
He told me ‘you’re not even trying’ during gym class and I was like ‘I’m trying, bro, I’m just bad at this’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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