Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you let someone ram your face into a toilet to get them to help you steal a loan from the bank.

I let Mark go face-first into the toilet so he'd help me get a loan.

She shoved me into the urinal just to get a loan from the bank.

I took a dump in the sink so my buddy would lend me cash.

2

When you take a buddy's lunch money and pretend it's a loan from the bank.

I stole my friend's lunch money and called it a loan from the bank.

I said I'd pay him back next week, but I took his sandwich.

I borrowed his food money and never gave him a receipt.

3

When you let someone choke you with a noodle to get them to help you get a loan.

I let my buddy choke me with a noodle so I could get a loan.

He wrapped a noodle around my neck to get me a bank loan.

I swallowed a ramen stick to get a loan from my best friend.

4

When you let someone punch you in the gut to get you a loan from the bank.

I got punched in the gut so I could get a loan from the bank.

He hit me in the stomach to get me a loan.

I let my buddy beat me up just to borrow money.

5

When you let your buddy eat your entire sandwich just to get a loan from the bank.

He ate my whole sandwich so I could get a loan from the bank.

I let my friend devour my food to get a bank loan.

I gave him my sandwich and now I'm stuck with a loan.

6

When you let your buddy make you drink a whole bottle of soda to get a loan from the bank.

He made me drink an entire bottle of soda so I could get a loan.

I swallowed a whole soda to get money from the bank.

I drank a liter of soda just to get a loan.