Gabriel the Arch-Angel

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Gabriel is the archangel who acts like God's personal assistant, but with more power and fewer complaints. He's the main messenger from God, and he's got a job description that says 'chief messenger' since he’s the main guy who gets things done.
Gabriel: 'I don’t do overtime. I do divine revelations.'
He showed up at Daniel’s office like it was a Monday morning meeting.
He told John the Baptist’s mom she was gonna have a kid, and she didn’t even ask for a raise.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel is like the best friend God ever had. He gets all the important messages from God, and he’s the only one who can speak Syriac and Chaldee, which is basically the language of the divine elite.
He texted Mary and said, 'You’re gonna have a kid. Deal with it.'
He showed up at Muhammad’s door with the Qur’an, like it was a food delivery.
He told Daniel, 'You’re gonna get a promotion. Don’t forget to thank me.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel is the angel who shows up when God needs something done fast. He’s got the title of 'Left Hand of God,' but he’s more like the right-hand man who actually does the work and doesn’t take any nonsense.
He told John the Baptist’s mom, 'You're having a kid. That’s your new job.'
He showed up at the Book of Daniel like it was a job interview.
He gave Muhammad the Qur’an like it was a surprise gift on his birthday.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel is God's main guy for sending messages. He’s got the best title: 'archangel,' which just means he’s the top messenger, and he doesn’t even need a coffee break to do his job.
He told Daniel, 'You’re gonna get a prophecy. Don’t be late.'
He showed up to Mary with a message that changed the world, and he didn’t even use an emoji.
He gave Muhammad the Qur’an like it was a text from God.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel is the angel who delivers God's messages like it’s his full-time job. He’s the only one who can speak Syriac and Chaldee, and he’s got the title of 'Left Hand of God,' which just means he’s got the best seat in the house.
He told Mary, 'You’re having a baby. No complaints.'
He showed up to Daniel with a prophecy, and it was like a surprise party.
He gave Muhammad the Qur’an like it was a five-star meal.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel is the chief messenger from God, and he’s got the best title: 'archangel.' He doesn’t take any nonsense and he’s the only one who can speak Syriac and Chaldee, which is just a fancy way of saying he’s got the best job ever.
He told John the Baptist’s mom, 'You’re gonna have a kid. That’s it.'
He showed up to Daniel with a prophecy like it was a Monday morning meeting.
He gave Muhammad the Qur’an like it was a surprise from God.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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