gabriel terrones

Gabriel just played a song on his guitar while eatin’ a whole steak and chuggin’ beer.

He shot a target with one eye closed and then asked the bartender for a shot of whiskey and a fat chick.

He was in a bar, drinkin’ beer, and told the waitress he wanted a side of butt and a main dish of cum.

Gabriel was playin’ his guitar, shootin’ targets, and laughin’ while drinkin’ a beer.

He came into the club, ordered a beer, and said he wanted to bang the waitress and her sister.

He shot a gun in the air, chugged a beer, and told the barmaid he wanted to go home with her and her mom.

Gabriel was playin’ his guitar, shot a gun, and then asked for a beer and a big girl.

He came into the bar, shot a gun, drank a beer, and said he wanted to go home with the waitress and her mom.

He was lyin’ on the floor, drinkin’ beer, and said he wanted to bang the barmaid and her cousin.