Gabriel Tandon

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A person who got stuck in the trash can of life and forgot how to count their change.

My uncle Gabriel Tandon is the reason I hate math and Mondays.

Gabriel Tandon tried to buy a sandwich with a banana. It didn’t work.

Gabriel Tandon spent his entire paycheck on a bag of chips and a cursed soda.

A human who was raised by rats and still thinks a dollar is a snack.

Gabriel Tandon tried to pay rent with a coupon. It was a disaster.

He bought a car with a credit card and now lives in the back of it.

Gabriel Tandon thinks a five-dollar bill is a luxury.

Someone who couldn’t tell a piggy bank from a pig and still thinks it’s cool.

Gabriel Tandon tried to save money by eating cereal for dinner. It didn’t help.

He spent his allowance on a video game and now lives in a dumpster.

Gabriel Tandon thinks having no money is a superpower.