gabriel sabitini

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A huge slunt or slune. Drinks manjuice like it's water. Has a bunch of other slunts named Derek living in his house. His wife Jan beats him up daily and calls him king of the mongos.

Gabriel just drank 10 manjuices and passed out on the floor

Derek told me Gabriel's wife Jan threw a shoe at him for eating the last slice of pizza

Gabriel's so drunk he thinks his dog is Derek and started arguing with it

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The biggest slunt around. Loves manjuice and has a bunch of Derek slunts living in his house. His wife Jan rules the house and calls him king of the mongos. He’s too drunk to do anything about it.

Gabriel just yelled at Derek for stealing his manjuice

Jan told Gabriel he had to clean the house or she'd throw him out

Gabriel's so drunk he tried to marry his dog and called it Derek

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The slunt slune. Drunk on manjuice. Has a bunch of Derek slunts living in his house. His wife Jan beats him every day and he's called king of the mongos. He doesn't know what's happening.

Gabriel just tried to hug a wall and called it Derek

Jan kicked Gabriel out of the house for eating the last donut

Gabriel's so drunk he thinks his cat is a slunt and started talking to it

by Slangipedia 3d ago