gabriel robert myers

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A loner who’s got the body of a god and the face of a criminal.
He’s walking to school by himself but still gets stared at like he’s a superhero.
He texted me a selfie and it was just him flexing in the gym.
His crush asked him to prom and he said yes but then forgot about it.
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A guy who’s all by himself but somehow still gets girls to cry.
He sat by himself at lunch and still got 3 girls to text him.
He walked into the classroom and 2 girls blushed and looked away.
He said he had no friends and then got asked out by 5 people.
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A man who’s got no friends but has a body that makes girls jealous.
He was eating alone and 3 girls asked him to join them.
He got a compliment from a teacher and then got 2 girls to laugh at him.
He walked in and the whole class stared at him like he was a celebrity.
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A guy who’s all alone but still gets girls to throw themselves at him.
He was by himself in the hallway and 2 girls ran up to him.
He got asked to a party by 3 girls in one day.
He walked into the gym and 4 girls started gossiping about him.
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A kid who’s got no friends but still gets girls to swoon.
He sat alone at lunch and 2 girls joined him just to talk to him.
He got a message from a girl that said, 'You’re cute.'
He was walking to math class and 3 girls waved at him.
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A man who’s got no life but still gets girls to chase him.
He sat alone in the cafeteria and 4 girls asked him to sit with them.
He got a text that said, 'You’re my dream guy.'
He walked by and 3 girls started laughing about him.
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