GABRIEL PETRANGELI

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Gabriel Petrangeli is a short, skinny guy who looks like a rat that came out of a sewer after eating too much garbage. He probably can’t even lift a pizza box, but his mom is so hot, she could make a priest lose his faith.
Gabriel looked like he just crawled out of a manhole and forgot to shower for 40 years.
His mom is so hot, my dog tried to hump her leg.
He’s the reason why the gym has a 'no chicken legs' rule.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel Petrangeli is a guy who looks like he’s been living under a bridge for 20 years. He’s got legs like a chicken and a body that’s seen better days. His mom is so hot, she could make a monk blow his stack.
He looks like he just escaped from a garbage can and forgot to wash his face.
His mom is so hot, my uncle tried to seduce her in a DM.
He’s the reason why the school made a rule about no chicken legs in the gym.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel Petrangeli is a skinny, short guy who looks like he’s been digging through trash for 40 years. He probably can’t even lift a backpack, but his mom is so hot, she could make a priest drop dead.
He’s like a rat who just came out of the sewer to say hello.
His mom is so hot, my dog tried to sniff her leg in a DM.
He’s the reason why the gym made a rule about no chicken legs.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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