Gabriel Millares

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A guy who thinks he's a tight end but can't catch a football to save his life. Coach stuck him there because he had no better ideas.

Gabriel, you’re supposed to catch the ball, not trip over it.

I swear he’s the only tight end who can’t block.

Coach said he was the best option. I laughed so hard I cried.

A guy who looks like he belongs on a football field but acts like he's never seen a game before. He’s a tight end by accident.

Gabriel, you’re blocking like a rookie who just walked in.

He’s the only tight end who still uses his hands like a beginner.

Gabriel, you’re blocking like you’re fighting a bear.

A guy who’s trying too hard to be a tight end. Coach put him there, and now he’s stuck there like a bad choice.

Gabriel, you’re trying too hard. Just let the ball come to you.

He’s the only tight end who’s still trying to be cool.

Gabriel, you’re blocking like you’re trying to impress the whole team.