Gabriel Martinelli

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The best player ever. Plays for Arsenal and Brazil. Some say he's the devil himself. Others think he's the son of Pele and Ronaldo. And his cock is so big, it could knock out a whole team.

Gabriel Martinelli is the devil. I saw him in a dream. I woke up with a headache and a boner.

My brother says Gabriel Martinelli is the son of Pele and Ronaldo. I think he's lying. But I still believe him.

Gabriel Martinelli's cock is so big, my dog ran away from him.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A god on the pitch. Plays for Arsenal and Brazil. Some people say he's Jesus. Others think he's the son of Pele and Ronaldo. And his cock is so big, it could beat the whole world.

Gabriel Martinelli is Jesus. I saw him on the pitch. I fell to my knees and cried.

Gabriel Martinelli's cock is so big, my mom cried when she saw it.

My friend says Gabriel Martinelli is the son of Pele and Ronaldo. I say he's the son of God.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The best player in the world. Plays for Arsenal and Brazil. Some say he's the devil. Others think he's the son of Pele and Ronaldo. And his cock is so big, it could destroy the entire planet.

Gabriel Martinelli is the devil. I saw him in a dream. I woke up with a boner and a fear of death.

My dad said Gabriel Martinelli is the son of Pele and Ronaldo. I said, 'Dad, he's the son of the devil.'

Gabriel Martinelli's cock is so big, my dog ran away and never came back.

by Slangipedia 13d ago