Gabriel Kent

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A softer way to say "cunt" for when you want to curse but still sound like a civilized human being. It’s like throwing a punch but with a smile.

My cousin said I was a Gabriel after I told her her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

My teacher called me a Gabriel after I talked back to her for the third time.

My brother said I was a Gabriel because I ate the last slice of pizza.

A nice way to say someone is a total waste of space. You’re basically telling them they’re a human trash can with a pulse.

My friend called me a Gabriel because I failed math again.

My boss said I was a Gabriel after I spilled coffee on his suit.

My mom called me a Gabriel because I left my socks on the floor.

A polite insult for when you’re too lazy to come up with anything better. It’s like saying someone is a half-decent piece of garbage.

My neighbor called me a Gabriel because I played my music too loud.

My friend called me a Gabriel after I missed our game day.

My dog called me a Gabriel because I didn’t give him a treat.

A fancy way to say someone is a total mess. You’re basically telling them they’re a walking disaster with a personality.

My teacher called me a Gabriel because I talked too much in class.

My friend called me a Gabriel because I forgot my homework again.

My brother called me a Gabriel because I lost my phone.

A friendly way to say someone is a complete disaster. You’re just telling them they’re a living example of poor choices.

My mom called me a Gabriel because I forgot to do my chores.

My friend called me a Gabriel because I failed my test.

My boss called me a Gabriel because I took too long on my lunch break.