gabriel jones

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#funny#smart#annoying

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He’s the kind of guy who laughs at your dumb jokes and still acts like he’s got a brain. He doesn’t care if you spell his name wrong and thinks your questions are annoying. He’s got a face that could make a saint blush and a brain that could beat up a teacher.
You: "What’s your name?" Him: "Gabriel Jones. But I’m not gonna spell it for you."
He laughs so hard at your joke that he almost peed his pants.
He called my mom "a disgrace" and got away with it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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He’s the quiet type who makes you look like an idiot. He’s got a smile that could melt ice and a brain that could solve math problems in his sleep. He doesn’t care if you call him Gabriel or Jones or whatever the hell you want.
He solved my math test in 10 seconds and still acted like it was nothing.
He called my dad a "fatty" and my dad didn’t even fight back.
He laughed at my joke so hard he snorted.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
He’s cool, but he’s not cool like you. He’s got a brain that could beat up a calculator and a sense of humor that could make a teacher cry. He doesn’t care if you spell his name wrong or call him by the wrong name.
He told my teacher that my math was "pathetic" and got a high five from my teacher.
He made my joke so bad that my dog laughed.
He said my name was "stupid" and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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He’s got a brain that could outsmart a robot and a sense of humor that could make a teacher quit. He doesn’t care if you spell his name right or call him by his full name. He thinks your questions are stupid and laughs at your jokes.
He told my teacher that my math was "embarrassing" and my teacher believed him.
He made my joke so bad that my brother cried.
He called my mom a "disaster" and got away with it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
5
He’s got a brain that could beat up a genius and a sense of humor that could make a teacher laugh. He doesn’t care if you spell his name wrong or call him by his full name. He thinks your questions are stupid and laughs at your jokes.
He told my teacher that my math was "disgusting" and my teacher gave him a high five.
He made my joke so bad that my dog fell asleep.
He called my dad a "mess" and got away with it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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He’s cool, but he’s not cool like you. He’s got a brain that could beat up a teacher and a sense of humor that could make a dog laugh. He doesn’t care if you spell his name wrong or call him by his full name. He thinks your questions are stupid and laughs at your jokes.
He told my teacher that my math was "terrible" and my teacher believed him.
He made my joke so bad that my dog barked at me.
He called my mom a "disaster" and got away with it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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