Gabriel Issac Cooperman

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A brainless waste of oxygen who lives in his pants and only knows how to press buttons on a screen. He thinks his cats are his slaves and still believes he’s the most attractive man alive, even though he smells like old pizza and regret.
Gabriel just fed his cat a whole bag of chips. It’s now crying and covered in crumbs.
He tried to propose to his cat. It hissed and ran away.
Gabriel thinks he’s a superhero. He wears a cape made out of toilet paper.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human-shaped disaster who only lives to play games and eat chips. He thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a fat man who screams at his cat when it doesn’t do what he wants.
Gabriel screamed at his cat for 20 minutes because it wouldn’t sit on his head.
He tried to fight his cat with a controller. It won.
He ate a whole bag of chips in one sitting and then cried because he couldn’t breathe.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A total waste of space who thinks he’s a king. He spends all day playing video games and eats chips like they’re going out of style. His cats hate him, and he still thinks he’s the best-looking man in the universe.
Gabriel tried to make his cat wear a crown. It bit him.
He ate chips for dinner, then tried to play a game with his hands.
He told his cat he was the king of the universe. The cat just stared at him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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