Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gabriel Inglesias is so crazy he should be locked up and forced to do comedy until he goes insane.

He tried to fight a cop during a show and got arrested.

He yelled at a fan for not giving him enough high fives.

He threw a water bottle at a security guard and said it was a ‘mood.’

2

Gabriel Inglesias is like a hot dog that’s been hit by a car, he’s messed up and still trying to be funny.

He did a stand-up set wearing only socks and a belt.

He screamed at a chicken nugget like it owed him money.

He cried during his set and then laughed at himself for crying.

3

Gabriel Inglesias is so out of control he should be on a reality show called ‘Bad Decisions.’

He tried to dance with a stage light and got electrocuted.

He bit a microphone and said it was ‘the best part.’

He ran out of the venue because he thought he was being robbed by a fan.

4

Gabriel Inglesias is like a toddler with a megaphone, loud, unpredictable, and completely unhinged.

He threw a chair at a fan who said he was ‘not funny.’

He tried to sing a song with a fire extinguisher.

He yelled at a pizza for being ‘too cheesy.’

5

Gabriel Inglesias is so wild he should have his own show called ‘This Is Not a Stand-Up Set.’

He tried to wrestle a member of the audience and lost.

He said he was ‘dancing with the ghost of his ex.’

He took off his shirt and waved it like a flag.

6

Gabriel Inglesias is like a mad scientist who only uses comedy as an experiment.

He tried to turn a fan into a ‘comedy robot.’

He screamed at a banana and said it was ‘not funny enough.’

He used a fire alarm to ‘reset the show.’