Gabriel Inglesias Are The FirstBoss Of The Latinx Gang.

I told my mom I was going to a comedy show. She said, 'Don’t come home until you’ve seen Gabriel Inglesias.'

My friend tried to skip the show. He now has a permanent eye twitch from laughing too hard.

I asked Gabriel if he was the FirstBoss. He said, 'I’m the FirstBoss. You’re just a peasant.'

My cousin tried to laugh at Gabriel. Now he laughs at everyone. Including me.

Gabriel told a joke so loud, my dog started barking at the punchline.

I told my brother he needed to see Gabriel. He said, 'I’ll see him when I’m dead.'

My teacher made me watch Gabriel’s whole show. Now I laugh so hard, I cry.

I told my dad I was going to see Gabriel. He said, 'You’re going to be roasted.'

Gabriel made a joke about my uncle. Now my uncle roasts me every day.