Gabriel Hollis

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The guy who started Gabeism and made Pennsylvania look like a joke.

Gabriel Hollis is the reason I have a headache every Monday.

He turned Pennsylvania into a religion just to mess with us.

If Gabeism was a person, it would be Gabriel Hollis throwing a tantrum.

The brain behind Gabeism, who thinks he’s the king of Pennsylvania.

Gabriel Hollis thinks he’s the king of Pennsylvania. He’s not. He’s just the king of bad decisions.

He invented Gabeism and then forgot how to spell it.

Gabriel Hollis is like a toddler with a throne.

The creator of Gabeism, who probably still lives in his mom’s basement.

Gabriel Hollis started Gabeism and still lives in his mom’s basement. No one is surprised.

He made a religion and still can’t leave his mom’s house.

Gabriel Hollis is Gabeism. Gabeism is a mess. His mom’s basement is a shrine.