gabriel hollingswood

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#dandruff#tiny penis#loud mouth

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A brainless kid with flaky hair and a loud mouth who screams like a baby and smells like old gym socks, plus he’s got a penis so tiny it’s barely there
Gabriel, you’re like a hairball that screams and smells like a sweaty sock drawer.
Why do you scream so much? You’re not even being chased by a monster.
His dandruff is like a snowstorm and his penis is like a pebble.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A clueless kid who looks like he’s been living in a sock drawer and screams like he’s been tortured, plus he smells like a gym bag in the summer
Gabriel, you scream like a baby and smell like a gym bag after a hot day.
He’s like a hairball with a voice and a bad smell.
His dandruff is flaky enough to start a fire and his penis is like a grain of sand.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A goofy kid with dandruff so bad it could start a fire, a voice that could wake the dead, and a penis so tiny it’s embarrassing
Gabriel screams like a kid who just saw a monster and smells like a wet sock.
He’s like a walking dandruff explosion with a tiny penis.
That kid screams like he’s been yelled at by a dragon and smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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