gabriel hockstra

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He acts like a wallflower but his brain is like a nuclear bomb that's just waiting to explode. He’s silently plotting to take over the world while everyone else is busy eating lunch.
Gabriel just stared at his math test like it was a personal insult.
He texted me, 'I'm gonna be president someday. Maybe even with a sandwich.'
He took over the cafeteria's entire lunch schedule just to prove a point.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who thinks to himself, 'I could take down the whole government with a single calculator and a side of fries.' And he’s not even sweating.
He whispered, 'I could’ve taken over the school by now if I had a better snack.'
He drew a map of the world in the margin of his history notebook.
He told the principal, 'I’m just getting started.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He’s so chill you think he’s just a regular guy, but he’s actually running a secret operation to turn the world into a christian school with a gym and a vending machine.
He texted me, 'I’m gonna make the world a better place. Probably with a gym.'
He sat quietly in the back of the class while the whole school was distracted by a fire alarm.
He told the teacher, 'I’m just waiting for the right moment.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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